Just cropdusted the office
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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