found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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