But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I am midnight drunk by noon
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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