so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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