while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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