Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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