Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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