I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
