you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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