Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Randomize
