Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
where does the pee come out of this thing
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
you're hired as official boob wrangler
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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