I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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