The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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