If i come over, it means nothing
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
