Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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