Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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