If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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