Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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