He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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