found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Randomize
