I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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