she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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