I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He did a backflip because drugs
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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