the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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