Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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