So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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