Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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