East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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