It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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