she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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