There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Randomize