never play flip cup with pint glasses
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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