i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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