took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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