...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Randomize
