Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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