I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
That accounts for only three of the penises
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
