S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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