She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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