I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
