But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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