They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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