we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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