I want to make a zoo with you.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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