Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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