But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
That accounts for only three of the penises
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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