You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
The ass gains better be worth it
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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