so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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