But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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