I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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