I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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