would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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