doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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