Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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